But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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