Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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