thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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