dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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