what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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