Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
