he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just pee around me
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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