is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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