As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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