im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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