He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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