why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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