I want to walk on stilts...naked
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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