As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
one might say we're banned from that church
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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