This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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