let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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