Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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