we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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