The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
These tits shall not be calmed
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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