Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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