seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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