dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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