literally had 100 drinks last night.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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