she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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