But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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