How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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