thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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