So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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