I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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