do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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