can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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