Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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