I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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