Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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