Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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