he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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