She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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