I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize
