have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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