i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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