Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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