love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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