On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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