oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
