im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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