so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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