Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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