I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you would pick up someone in the library
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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