I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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