But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
