Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Terrible idea I love it
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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