fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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