fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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