it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
