I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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