Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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